Yahoo convo between Ev and I...
Evelyn : oh that reminds me - did you hear who is going to be on our TV - on a show called dancing with the stars
taffy: no
Evelyn : the ex - paul macartney
Evelyn: i dont' know her name
Evelyn: the one with one leg
taffy: oh, fuckbitch
taffy: heather mills
Evelyn: yes
Evelyn: isn't that too funny
taffy: gold digging whore
Evelyn: she says she's giving the money to charity
Evelyn: we hate her too - dont' worry
taffy: she does do a lot for charity Ill give her that
taffy: she also buys trendy legs for teenagers who end up with a clumpy nhs leg
taffy: she has legs for every occasion
Evelyn: oh god
taffy: probably has one that wraps around her head too
Evelyn: LOL
Evelyn: i never watch that show but I might now
Evelyn: just to see if she kicks and the leg goes flying into the audience
taffy: you're bad
Evelyn: if you catch the leg - can you take it home?
Heather in her porn, I mean modelling, days...
3 comments:
I hear her dance partner has no arms or legs and hangs on the wall - his name is - -Art.
She can dance with one leg? Now that I've got to see! I can't dance with two legs, after all.
When she does synchronized swimming, she goes with the partner with no arms or legs - Bob.
Oh Jesus, what have I started now...
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