Bondage Babe

I need to ask a serious question..

Do I look sweet and innocent?

Ok, so many of you have only got my profile pic to go on but all the same - Do I look like the kinda girl that lies back and thinks of England, or Wales in my case?

Today I had a strange experience. I'd finished physio and was browsing in the shops in the city, killing a bit of time. I went in Ann Summers and was wandering round. I ended up in the bondage section. Shut up, I was just looking..

Anyway, I looked. Theres no law against it. I heard a voice behind me saying "Uh, are you OK there?" I ignored it, they obviously weren't speaking to me. Again the question was asked, a little louder and a little more forcefully. So I turned around. The stockroom was directly behind me and the assistant in there was indeed talking to me. She couldn't have looked more shocked if it was her own grandmother standing there. I assured her I was fine and carried on looking. I was aware however of a pair of eyes burning into my back.

I eventually carried on, looked at the vibros, looked at the undies and out I went.

But now it's got me thinking. Ok, I was dressed casually but surely you don't need to be clad in leather to look at the bondage section...

Honestly, I know how to have sex. It's been a while but Ive been assured it's like riding a bike. Not literally, maybe a better metaphor should be used there.

I've had sex, I have 2 kids to prove I have. I move when doing it, I occasionally make a noise, I occasionally make a lot of noise. I may even like it a bit kinky sometimes. I can get down and dirty.

Maybe I have a problem. Maybe when men look at me they think - she looks sweet. She looks like she'd be a really good person to have as a friend or even worse a sister. Not - ooh shes hot, I want to take her home and bang her brains out..

I don't particularly want to look like a sex siren, or a hooker, but for some reason I really want to look like someone who is allowed to be in the bondage section of a mainstream High Street sex shop. I didn't know till now I didn't, but now I know it's bothering me . It's a female thing guys, don't worry your pretty heads about it.

With hindsight I now have the perfect answer back. When she asked me if I was ok, I should have said that the chain I usually use to join my nipple and clit rings together had snapped from the force of the weights and I was looking for a new, stronger one. I may have to go back.