I'm a Celebrity - Get them Out of Here

For a few years now, we've had to endure reality TV with so called "celebrities". Usually out of work actors and singers that think it will throw them back into stardom. Oh and the tarts that are famous for sleeping with celebrities, somehow making them celebrities too. However, this has led to America thinking they can get rid of their Z list celebrities by making us endure them.

Look at this years' Celebrity Big Brother - We have Dirk Benedict and Jermaine Jackson. We recently had David Gest on I'm a Celebrity Get me Out of Here

But us Brits have won...

LA - enjoy the Beckhams

Let us not worry about interest rates rising, the rising number of our dead in Iraq, the NHS falling apart, oh no, lets fill our papers with Golden Balls Beckham's $125 five year deal

yep, thats $125 MILLION

To promote football, sorry, soccer in America. They do realise he can't string 2 sentences together don't they?

So, I look forward to the Beckhams infiltrating the Los Angeles rich set. They will of course build their own Beckingham Palace somewhere in LA and Victoria will be able to pop onto Rodeo Drive like the rest of us pop to Tescos

However, just because we've given you our British little media darlings, it doesn't mean we have to have Paris, Britney or Lindsey in their place

We have Madonna, that's quite enough thank you