Thursday, October 05, 2006

Boob Job

If you live in Cologne and are big breasted, expect the police to ask you to get your tits out....


BERLIN (Reuters) - A German plastic surgeon cheated out of payment by women has handed pictures of their enlarged breasts to police, in the hope the photos will help trace them.
"The women registered under fake names," Michael Koenig, a surgeon in Cologne, told Bild newspaper. "After the operations, which lasted about an hour, they just ran away."
"Tanja" went out for "fresh air" after 8,000-euro (5,389 pounds) surgery to enlarge her breasts. "She never came back and never paid," Koenig said. He now plans to demand payment in advance.
Bild published a five-column picture of Tanja's naked breasts. "It's probably the most unusual wanted poster police ever had," the newspaper wrote.

And Brian, before you offer, I expect he already has a lawyer

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

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Whaddaya say, Lisa? Should we go for it?

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Lisa said...

Um, no...

Mr. Gin and Tonic said...

I may have to file a Request for Production and Inspection of Tangible Things

Lisa said...

In other words, you want to cop a feel