Following on from a post I did eons ago on MySpace about how Pole Dancing is becoming the new exercise, Tesco has a DIY kit. Now Ann Summers has done this for a while but Tescos?? Apparently it was in the childrens' toy section until there was a public outcry, its now in the "Fitness and Leisure" section.
Note the cute pink garter and fake money...
Please note people who may buy me a christmas present - I want one. For the exercise obviously.
Helpful American translation -
Tescos - a large grocery store. You do your food shop there - usually.
Ann Summers - a kind of High Street Mainstream Sex shop - They do parties where women give themselves porn names, drink lots and caress vibrators while lamenting the size doesn't match up to their man
4 comments:
I'd love to pole dance. Right now I reckon the pole would run away fearing it would become bent if I jump on. Ick.
-N
Well the pole does look a bit flimsy for any energetic action...
Yeah, I'd find out where the local clubs get theirs and have a real professional one installed. These look good for the young girls. Who would NOT want their young girls learning to pole dance? Come on, people!
Well, as Brian says, it pays well to get them through College....
And a professional one in the corner of my bedroom would rock!!
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