It's All in the Cards

I make a mean stew but decided I want to make some soups. While looking for recipes for soups, I ended up on a website geared at women. Well the generalistic stereotype of a woman. Full of love and children and cooking and beauty and gossip and slimming - sigh....

Anyway

I got caught by a banner on how to find your soulmate. As you know, my soulmate is a clever little bugger whos hiding skills are second to none.

So I clicked

I know, stupid I hear you cry but my curiosity holds no bounds. It was a tarot card thingy. I picked my two sweet pink lovehearts cards and up popped the result

First draw : "How do I meet The One?"

The Fool

Whilst walking in the desert, during a rally, at a spiritual festival, whilst studying, at an international meeting or by chance

Um, by chance, that leaves it wide open then....do you purposely meet someone?

Second draw: "What will they like about me?"

The Lovers

Your sensitivity, your charm, your romanticism, the way you relate to people and your ability to harmonise.

I got further drawn into this (I definitely need to get out more) and asked the tarot cards a question, a question about love I won't reveal. But heres the answers

If the truth be told, you enjoy the simple pleasures in life and long to have a baby, move to the country or settle down to a quiet life with someone special. Put your creativity to work and you will find the emotional security you crave.

The feelings surrounding your question indicate divine guidance, which is helping you to recognise and maximise your intuition. Pay attention to the content of your dreams and new ideas which come to you.

The World is the most positive card in the Tarot, symbolises mental and sensual fulfillment. You have a bright future ahead, you will meet someone without having to go looking for them, they will come straight to you. The person will be full of charisma and will only have eyes for you, which will make you very happy, your relationship will be frank and sincere on both parts, with no games or confusion. This card also symbolises a joyful, happy sex life, with mutual pleasure it's only concern.

So Im going to live happily ever after, theres a surprise...

Oh yeah, back to soups, I knew there was something I was doing