Friday, November 10, 2006

Sharp Intake of Breath

As a clue to the wondrous contents of my day, I just want to say this

Can someone invent one of these that isn't so damn cold??

And wow, when I googled for a speculum, I found this one and it was on a sex toys page

That is one serious fucked up fetish.......

EDIT - The comments may be TMI for the wimpy male of the species.

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

my doctor uses disposable plastic ones, and she runs them under warm water first anyway.. after that though her consideration is all used up...

Anonymous said...

I heartily hear ya! bRRRRR!!!

I have to admit, the examination chairs allow you to get into all sorts of interesting positions... ;-)

Lisa said...

Honestly, its worse than the dentist.
You're led there, legs akimbo with that bloody lamp highlighting ya bits and all you can see is their head bobbing up and down. Then they start chatting with you!

Is that their idea of foreplay?

Anonymous said...

Haha, no, I still think it's worse when the dentist starts chatting with you while your mouth is full of equipment. I don't need my bits to reply.

And while we're on the subject of certain kinds of doctors, has anyone ever noticed that males ones are alot gentler, kinder and friendlier than female ones?

Lisa said...

We don't have doctors, we have nurses doing it

She used a small size at least - once I had it done and just as she was going to insert it she said Oh dear, I only have large left (insert own dirty joke here)

Hmm, what can I say about the gentler, kinder and friendlier nurses?..

Anonymous said...

The Speculum is a thing of evil. Pure evil.

Mr. Gin and Tonic said...

I like to make puppets out of them...

Unknown said...

This is a tough one. But, I might prefer a speculum stuck in my vagina over a colonoscopy with a three foot long flexible camera stuck in my rectum. But then again I lack a vagina so I only know how a colonoscopy feels.

Any discussion on this point?

Lisa said...

Ive only had a three foot flexible camera shoved down my throat.

Get your minds out of the gutter, it was a gastroscopy.....

So I can't comment on it going up the ass so to speak

But cold metal speculum shoved in ya vagina then opened up don't feel great...

Scooter said...

I remember when a good friend of mine had...well...SOMETHING done to her girl parts, and they actually FROZE something inside her uterus and scraped out a sample after that---OMG----I have had to contend with the "GOOSH" and the probing finger in back door a few times (just physicals, no naughty giggles!), but I cannot even IMAGINE what you poor ladies have to go through.

Thank goodness for my penis....

Lisa said...

I have to agree on that Scot

yay for the penis!!

Merritt Fields said...

YUCK!!!