Fed Ex

So the divorce we were all waiting for is happening. A few weeks after squeezing out her 2nd son in just over a year, Britneys going to get rid of the waster - Fed Ex as hes deliciously being called now.

After trying to make it work, probably for her media image rather than her, shes set for divorce number 2.

Now Mr Fed has announced he's going for custody of the boys.

The rapper says "he intends to take action to protect and safeguard their two young sons."
According to the rapper's lawyer, he is prepared to go the distance in order to do what he feels is necessary to protect and safeguard the children - and will not be intimidated or dissuaded from pursuit of those goals.
Oh and he also wants spousal support....

Listen mate, spousal support is for 50 something housewives who have never worked, who have sacrificed their own lives to support their husbands, brought up the kids and then are traded in for a younger model once hubby reaches the goal of monetary splendour they both strived for.

You're young and able. So, get a fucking job and support yourself. And your 2 britney boys, and the kids you spawned with the other one. I dont remember seeing you fighting for custody of those. Im sure you can feed off your short period of marital bliss with Britney for a few years yet. There's plenty of reality TV shows that will add you to their list of Z list wannabees. if not in the US, then British TV will have you, christ, looking at the latest line up for Im a Celebrity, get Me Out of Here, they will take anybody.


We all know what this is really about. Hes losing his meal ticket. He'll keep with this until Britney offers him more money than he deserves, then he'll drop it.

One more thing - If I was Cameron Diaz, I'd be mighty worried right now...